Address: 205 81st Avenue Ne, ST PETERSBURG, FL 33702
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** seller says "make an offer"! ** hey, you. Yes, you. I see you scrolling past me. Again. And honestly? Im offended. Do you even realize what youre looking at? Im a double lot. Thats righttwice the size, twice the opportunity, and yet here i sit. Waiting. Watching lesser properties get scooped up while i, a rare gem in riviera bay, go unnoticed. Lets talk facts:
3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and a six car garage. Thats not a typo. Six. Cars. You could store a fleet, run a workshop, or finally open that secret lair youve been dreaming about. Yes, i took in a little water. But ive been remediated and im readyjust waiting for someone with vision (and good taste, honestly) to bring me back to life. A double lot. That means you could build one massive dream home with a yard big enough for a pool, a garden, and probably a small theme park. Or, be a genius and split me into two lotsbuild two homes, sell one, keep one. Smart. Very smart. Need more proof im a steal? A single lot just one street over sold for $225,000. And im two lots. Do the math, people! And lets not forgetim in riviera bay! The best neighborhood in the world (not just my opinion, its fact). Weve got:
a community boat ramp (because waterfront living is a must). The magical christmas eve boat parade (trust me, its legendary). Golf cart parades (because walking is overrated). ???? American flags lining the streets for every patriotic holiday (its like a norman rockwell painting in real life). So tell me, what are you waiting for? Buy me. Build me. Fix me. Flip me. Just do something. But whatever you do, dont miss this chance. Because once im gone, im gone. Call today. Before i start taking this personally.
** seller says "make an offer"! ** hey, you. Yes, you. I see you scrolling past me. Again. And honestly? Im offended. Do you even realize what youre looking at? Im a double lot. Thats righttwice the size, twice the opportunity, and yet here i sit. Waiting. Watching lesser properties get scooped up while i, a rare gem in riviera bay, go unnoticed. Lets talk facts:
3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and a six car garage. Thats not a typo. Six. Cars. You could store a fleet, run a workshop, or finally open that secret lair youve been dreaming about. Yes, i took in a little water. But ive been remediated and im readyjust waiting for someone with vision (and good taste, honestly) to bring me back to life. A double lot. That means you could build one massive dream home with a yard big enough for a pool, a garden, and probably a small theme park. Or, be a genius and split me into two lotsbuild two homes, sell one, keep one. Smart. Very smart. Need more proof im a steal? A single lot just one street over sold for $225,000. And im two lots. Do the math, people! And lets not forgetim in riviera bay! The best neighborhood in the world (not just my opinion, its fact). Weve got:
a community boat ramp (because waterfront living is a must). The magical christmas eve boat parade (trust me, its legendary). Golf cart parades (because walking is overrated). ???? American flags lining the streets for every patriotic holiday (its like a norman rockwell painting in real life). So tell me, what are you waiting for? Buy me. Build me. Fix me. Flip me. Just do something. But whatever you do, dont miss this chance. Because once im gone, im gone. Call today. Before i start taking this personally.
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